$HOOTERS

HOOTERS! The best pair on NEAR
HOOTERS! The reason I'm here
I don't trade flat, I like 'em round
Hooters on NEAR, the best pair I found

Verse 1
Every token needs a pair to trade
HOOTERS, what a pair! I've got it made
Pulled up the chart, saw a double top
Two hard nipples, and my jaw just dropped

A handful I could hold all night
These take two hands, and I hold 'em tight

HOOTERS! The best pair on NEAR
HOOTERS! The reason I'm here
I don't trade flat, I like 'em round
Hooters on NEAR, the best pair I found

Verse 2
Support is strong, it holds 'em up high
It won't break till she's eighty-five
Price target? Baby, there is no top
She's going topless, and she'll never stop

Slippage went wild, and a nip slipped out
I bought the dip right between 'em, no doubt

HOOTERS! The best pair on NEAR
HOOTERS! The reason I'm here
I don't trade flat, I like 'em round
Hooters on NEAR, the best pair I found

Before you buy, you do your DD
I love 'em big, I love double D
KYC is done, now I know my C
If she dips to C, still fine with me
Chart hit ATH, an all-time high
All-time hard, and you know why

Verse 3
HOOTERS in my feed, I'm running upstairs
Lock the door, this one's a private affair
Years of experience, and one hand is free
Solo trading session, just HOOTERS and me

Perky in the bull, still bouncing in the bear
Only one pair on NEAR that makes me stare

Verse 4
Some dead token's flat, I can't get it hard
I picture HOOTERS, green candle on the chart
Pump goes vertical, I'm about to blow
Take profit, close position, and I'm done, bro

HOOTERS! The best pair on NEAR
HOOTERS! The reason I'm here
I don't trade flat, I like 'em round
Hooters on NEAR, the best pair I found
HOOTERS! The best pair on NEAR
HOOTERS! The reason I'm here
I don't trade flat, I need the bounce
Hooters on NEAR, the best pair I found

HOOTERS! The best pair on NEAR!
Two hands up, now raise your beer!
HOOTERS! The best pair on NEAR!
Say it loud so the whole chain can hear!
HOOTERS!